People for the Un-Ethical Treatment of Asshats

Lala's darker side, as the creator and author of PUTA (People for the Un-Ethical Treatment of Asshats) she sheds light on all the fucktards and asshats that she finds on the web.
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Junior McShellingtons

Have you Seen This Douche?

smithingshit

Hi all… This is Junior McShellingtons.

I met Junior (CaptainMcDoucheyPants) on tumblr. He seemed like a pretty alright individual, so the friendship moved to FB as well.

It turns out that Junior is a fantastic douchetard.

It was on FB that the Captain of Douchtardery decided to ask me if I was interested in any of the metalwork that he created. Showed me a pretty neat picture of a chainmail bikini.

bikini

See, pretty neat. Well I couldn’t purchase it but I shared the picture to see if anyone else was interested. As it turns out a good friend of my was, she contacted Junior, you’d think that’d be the end of it.

Turns out, I was wrong.

My friend messaged me yesterday and told me that she’s shelled out a total of $100 for the chainmail top and has not yet received the item.
OK… shit business practices, but maybe Junior got busy? Nope… She was able to make contact last night, was promised a tracking number today. As of 5 pm, CA time, no tracking number has been received and Juniors personal fb page has been deactivated.

Well… It might be too late to get the money back, but it’s not too late to spread the word. Shitty business practices are not something that PUTA and the PaganMystics associated pages want to be tied to, further more, we’d like to warn people before they make the mistake of doing any business with this individual.

These are the known public profiles that Mr Doucheypants is associated with. Please spread the word and make sure that no one else is ripped off by this royal piece of shit.
Tumblr http://captainlieutenantmcidrinkalot.tumblr.com/

Deviant art http://captaindrinkypants.deviantart.com/

FB Business Page https://www.facebook.com/stronghammer.smithing?fref=ts&ref=br_tf

FB Profile https://www.facebook.com/junior.mcshellingtons (Deactivated)
Thanks all and have a great day.

silentcollector:

PHOEBE: Uh-oh. It’s Scary Scientist Man.

ROSS: Ok, Phoebe, this is it. In this briefcase I carry actual scientific facts. A briefcase of facts, if you will. Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old.

PHOEBE: Ok, look, before you even start, I’m not denying evolution, ok, I’m just saying that it’s one of the possibilities.

ROSS: It’s the only possibility, Phoebe.

PHOEBE: Ok, Ross, could you just open your mind like this much, ok? Wasn’t there a time when the brightest minds in the world believed that the world was flat? And, up until like what, 50 years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing, until you split it open, and this like, whole mess of crap came out. Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that you can’t admit that there’s a teeny tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this?

ROSS: There might be, a teeny, tiny, possibility.

PHOEBE: I can’t believe you caved.

ROSS: What?

PHOEBE: You just abandoned your whole belief system. I mean, before, I didn’t agree with you, but at least I respected you. How, how, how are you going to go into work tomorrow? How, how are you going to face the other science guys? How, how are you going to face yourself? Oh! That was fun. So who’s hungry?

(x) -Transcript of The One Where Mr. Heckles Dies

nafansaurus:

nafansaurus:

remove his underpants and shout "I’M GONNA WRECK IT!!" directly at his penis

this cosmo sex tip has been brought to you by Disney’s Wreck-It Ralph in theaters everywhere November 2nd

I made this post two years ago and it’s still getting notes for some reason

seifukucat:

eating clocks is really time consuming

(via chinese---takeout)

Kinda accurate for tumblr… wonder if we’re actually all in wonder land?

Kinda accurate for tumblr… wonder if we’re actually all in wonder land?

(via silentcollector)

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

pre-apocalypse:

vesticle:

AW LOOK AT HIM HE LOOKS SO PROUD OF HIMSELF LOOK AT THAT LIL SMILE OMG I CAN JUST FEEL THE HAPPINESS THIS DOG IS BEAUTIFUL OMG 

This dog is more talented than I am

more talented and he can’t even see the colours *cries*

(via ramblingmage)

inawomansworld:

365 days of sex-reversed quotes

photo credit: The Woman Movement by DC Like a Local