People for the Un-Ethical Treatment of Asshats

Lala's darker side, as the creator and author of PUTA (People for the Un-Ethical Treatment of Asshats) she sheds light on all the fucktards and asshats that she finds on the web.
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silentcollector:

PHOEBE: Uh-oh. It’s Scary Scientist Man.

ROSS: Ok, Phoebe, this is it. In this briefcase I carry actual scientific facts. A briefcase of facts, if you will. Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old.

PHOEBE: Ok, look, before you even start, I’m not denying evolution, ok, I’m just saying that it’s one of the possibilities.

ROSS: It’s the only possibility, Phoebe.

PHOEBE: Ok, Ross, could you just open your mind like this much, ok? Wasn’t there a time when the brightest minds in the world believed that the world was flat? And, up until like what, 50 years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing, until you split it open, and this like, whole mess of crap came out. Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that you can’t admit that there’s a teeny tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this?

ROSS: There might be, a teeny, tiny, possibility.

PHOEBE: I can’t believe you caved.

ROSS: What?

PHOEBE: You just abandoned your whole belief system. I mean, before, I didn’t agree with you, but at least I respected you. How, how, how are you going to go into work tomorrow? How, how are you going to face the other science guys? How, how are you going to face yourself? Oh! That was fun. So who’s hungry?

(x) -Transcript of The One Where Mr. Heckles Dies

nafansaurus:

nafansaurus:

remove his underpants and shout "I’M GONNA WRECK IT!!" directly at his penis

this cosmo sex tip has been brought to you by Disney’s Wreck-It Ralph in theaters everywhere November 2nd

I made this post two years ago and it’s still getting notes for some reason

seifukucat:

eating clocks is really time consuming

(via chinese---takeout)

Kinda accurate for tumblr… wonder if we’re actually all in wonder land?

Kinda accurate for tumblr… wonder if we’re actually all in wonder land?

(via silentcollector)

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

pre-apocalypse:

vesticle:

AW LOOK AT HIM HE LOOKS SO PROUD OF HIMSELF LOOK AT THAT LIL SMILE OMG I CAN JUST FEEL THE HAPPINESS THIS DOG IS BEAUTIFUL OMG 

This dog is more talented than I am

more talented and he can’t even see the colours *cries*

(via ramblingmage)

inawomansworld:

365 days of sex-reversed quotes

photo credit: The Woman Movement by DC Like a Local

asksecularwitch:

*pokes people in the throat, that little area which makes you gasp for air for 15 minutes*

Stop looking down your nose at religious witches or witches who serve their deities or who worship their deities.

You’re not special because you don’t worship a deity.

*breaks your snowflake wings in half over her leg*